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Post by SuperPotato on Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:58 pm

First lesson:
COMMAS

When at the dinner table:
We don't really want to resort to cannibalism, now do we, children?
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Re: Grammer lessons!

Post by Warhornet on Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:59 pm

Good one to remember!

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Re: Grammer lessons!

Post by SuperPotato on Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:01 pm

Next grammar lesson tomorrow!
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Post by Mecha on Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:01 pm

.the grammer this fucK
wHo needs; it anyway.!?
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Post by Okami101 on Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:05 pm

if you post something stupid tomarrow imma delete this faster then you can thomas
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Re: Grammer lessons!

Post by SuperPotato on Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:28 pm

You don't have a right to delete it... You don't get to randomly choose what gets deleted...
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Post by Okami101 on Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:29 pm

no im fuckin wit you
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Post by SuperPotato on Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:39 pm

...I can't even understand what you're saying...

This is why we need these lessons. :D
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Post by Okami101 on Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:44 pm

HELL YES!
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Re: Grammer lessons!

Post by SuperPotato on Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:01 am

Better, better...
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Post by Safire on Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:28 am

Gr4mm4rs for n00bz 5p34k w17h s3m1 1337
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Re: Grammer lessons!

Post by SuperPotato on Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:05 am

Completely wrong!
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Post by Safire on Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:26 am

7h475 y u f411
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Re: Grammer lessons!

Post by SuperPotato on Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:36 am

Lesson 2:
Leet is NOT neat

Leet obstructs your ability to type by making it take two or three times longer. Also, it makes people think you're either 9 years old or a f*cking retard.

Which would you prefer to read?

y0(_) [@11 7#@7 @ |3@|2|2&1 |2011? ||-|!$ !$ @ |=|_|(|\(!|\|6 8@|2|2&1 |2()11!

or

Is that what you would consider a barrel roll, sir or madam? I believe you are mistaken- this is what you might consider a barrel roll.
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Post by Safire on Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:32 am

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Post by SuperPotato on Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:27 pm

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Post by SuperPotato on Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:07 pm

Lesson 3:
Punctuation and spelling!
Today's lesson was inspired by one of our team members. Today, he said:

"Thank you Travis, now here at Venn co we pride ourselves with a rich history of work. We have been around for a long time and have been behind such things as the hindenberg. The failure was not our fault. that has to do with our founders who belive it or not are....." Dante was interuppted by a siren and a new image flashed on the wall "Oh? not good suppose Travis?

I don't know about you, but that sentence was extremely confusing. Let's add some punctuation and see how that works out...

"Thank you Travis; now here at Venn Co, we pride ourselves with a rich history of work. We have been around for a long time and have been behind such things as the Hindenburg. The failure was not our fault; that has to do with our founders, who, believe it or not are....." Dante was interrupted by a siren, and a new image flashed on the wall. "Oh? not good, I suppose, Travis?"

Everything in bold was corrected.

There, now isn't that better?


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Re: Grammer lessons!

Post by Squird5 on Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:08 pm

Forgot one

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Post by Warhornet on Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:23 pm

Nice

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Post by SuperPotato on Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:05 pm

Which did I forget?
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Post by Squird5 on Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:06 pm

Capital after "Oh?"

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Post by SuperPotato on Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:42 pm

Fix'd.
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Post by Okami101 on Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:20 pm

FML
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Post by SuperPotato on Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:35 pm

Agreed. :D
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Post by Safire on Thu Jan 28, 2010 7:05 am

SuperPotato wrote:Lesson 3:
Punctuation and spelling!
Today's lesson was inspired by one of our team members. Today, he said:

"Thank you Travis, now here at Venn co we pride ourselves with a rich history of work. We have been around for a long time and have been behind such things as the hindenburg. The failure was not our fault. that has to do with our founders who beleive it or not are....." Dante was interupted by a siren and a new image flashed on the wall "Oh? not good suppose Travis?

I don't know about you, but that sentence was extremely confusing. Let's add some punctuation and see how that works out...

"Thank you Travis; now here at Venn Co. we pride ourselves with a rich history of work. We have been around for a long time and have been behind such things as the Hindenburg. The failure was not our fault; that has to do with our founders, who, believe it or not are..." Dante was interrupted by a siren, and a new image flashed on the wall. "Oh? Not good, I suppose, Travis?"

Everything in bold was corrected.

There, now isn't that better?
Everything in red was corrected, proper period trails only go 3 dots long, and abbreviations are always ended with a period. Not a comma, and you missed a capitalization.
I grammar can, ass in the pain is it.
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